(Source: mechanicalbloodclot)
- Sex is like high school...you miss a period and you're in trouble
- If someone texts 'K', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z'
- Getting a text, and thinking "how do I reply to that? D:
- Spongebob |( • ) ( • )| : "Can you hear me?" Patrick /( • ) ( • )\ : "No, it's too dark..."
- Save Electricity; You wouldn't like someone to turn you on & then just leave.
- We've always started and finished a tour in Liverpool, you know why? They have the sexiest girls' Astons very words.
- “Cause she my honey bee, yeah, buzz buzz. And now I’m itching and scratching, that’s that love bug.” <----- lil Wayne
